postnuclearophelia:

threebigolsausages-deactivated2:

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

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pixelcoder:

“Why not? We can’t see gravity, and it has a strong effect on us.”
― Glendy Vanderah, Where the Forest Meets the Stars

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ex0skeletal-undead:

Illustrations by AmbergrisElement

This artist on Instagram

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*MAKEUP, NOT REAL*

I decided to try something at like 10:30 last night and this is how it turned out. I know it’s not anatomically correct and it was really hard to hide my already deformed toes, but I just wanted to try something with latex and scar wax since I haven’t done anything like this in a while. I tried to get all the glossiness of the blood in the pictures, but flash just kept making the whole thing look darker. Now I know what to do and what not to do next time. 😌

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I miss my long hair sometimes. 😔

Throwback to babe and I being cute and stuff. 😘😍❤️ [#cosplay #spiderman #spidey #amazingspiderman #ultimatespiderman #spidermancosplay #marvel #marvelcomics #marvelcosplay #mcu #spfxmakeup #captainamerica #captainamericacosplay #spideysuit #spidermansuit #marvel #marvelcomics #spiderverse #peterparker #bodypaint #avengers #fantastmakeup #sfxmakeup #cosplayer #makeup]

Ya know. 🐙🐙🐙 Most products used were NYX Cosmetics. [#makeupjunkie #urbandecay #snapchat #nyx #lacolors #makeupforever #nyxcosmetics #maccosmetics #instamakeup #makeupreview #undiscovered_muas #faceart #mua #jeffreestar #jeffreestarcosmetics #filter #makeup #instabeauty #elfcosmetics #bhcosmetics #motd #crueltyfree #vegan #fantasymakeup #smashbox #beauty #wakeupandmakeup #anastasiabeverlyhills #beautyblog #beautyblogger]

mother-gaga:

celebrating gaga’s birthday month all throughout march ≡  (15/31)

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actuallywatson:

“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down”
- an anonymous six word story

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10knotes:

Artistic prosthetics

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xojoanne:

9 years ago today,  Lady Gaga released LoveGame as the 3rd single from The Fame. The song became her third consecutive Top 5 hit and has sold +4M copies.

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meeshay:

illogical-bullshit:

tooiconic:

This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian counties, if you’re not like a size 2 you might as well be a fucking hippo and it has a huge effect on women’s self esteem.

Hey this is very nice!

weh they are so cute

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finnthepotato:

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

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revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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